Eric Should Be Doing This...

Eric went down to check on the kids last night and came back up with some pictures of Playmobil toys Ethan had set up. He wrote narratives for them, showing that he is a hundred times funnier than I could ever be. He is the one who should write our blog, or draw cartoons, or write (really weird) children's books.

Animals tend to gossip behind other species' backs. Except, of course, the cows. They are too stupid.

Not a lot happens in town, but the sole bike rider always draws a crowd. He can do a wheelie! (not shown).

And my personal favorite:
After Lucy slaughtered the villagers with her bare hands, she got away with all of their provisions. She let one mother and baby live to warn others that she means business.