Olivia started preschool at the YMCA last month, and honestly I am a little skeptical. Not only is the class size WAY to big, but this is a conversation I had with Livi last week:
To preface, they do Bible stories every week. I thought they had talked about Noah, but it really was Moses, which almost makes it sadder.
Me: What did you talk about today? Was it Noah?
Livi: Yes
Me: Did you talk about the ark?
Livi:
What are you talking about? (unfortunately she really does say that too me, and with a lovely bit of sass)
Me: Noah...he built an ark...put all the animals on it. We've talked about it in Home Evening. The ark... a boat???
Livi: No Mommy, it wasn't an ark, it was a pirate ship.
Me: What...Huh??? Noah wasn't a pirate.
Livi: YES!!! He
was pirate and he went and got things. We wouldn't be here, but he had a pirate ship.
Me:???
Later I went through her bag and found this:
I guess Christopher Columbus' boat does look a little like a pirate ship.
Also we have what can only call the prayer of allegiance: